Actors Studio Questions

If you've ever watched “Inside the Actors Studio,” you've seen James Lipton ask the same 10 questions to each actor at the end of the show. This was tossed at me by a friend, so I responded. If you want to try, then copy the questions and replace my answers with yours. Enjoy!

1. What is your favorite word?
   Verbivore.
2. What is your least favorite word?
   Smarmy.
3. What turns you on (creatively, spiritually or emotionally)?
   The scent and feel of a woman.
4. What turns you off (creatively, spiritually or emotionally)?
   Stupidity.
5. What sound do you love?
   Gentle springtime rain.
6. What sound do you hate?
   Drunken voices.
7. What is your favorite curse word?
   Effing... and it's variants.
8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
   Travel photographer for National Geographic magazine.
9. What profession would you not like to do?
   Proctologist.
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
    Here are the keys to your fully-restored Ferrari 275 GTB/4 in just the color that you like. There's unlimited fuel here, and you can never crash it. Here are your keys... enjoy the ride!

1967 Ferrari 275 GTB/4...
perhaps one of the most beautiful versions of this marque.

Your turn...