12/30/2007

Best Present of All...

This was my best Christmas present!

There are many kinds of presents that one can receive over the holidays, and I'll touch on this in a journal later, but the best present that I received this year was the look on my son's face when he opened his "big present" from me this year, one that he had really wanted.

He had already received a bunch of presents, including a very cool multi-function watch that he had really wanted, and thought that it had been his big present. But then I told him to open an unwrapped plain cardboard box.

Do you remember the movie "A Christmas Story" where Ralphie's dad told told him to check behind the couch for another present?

Could this be it?

This bewcame a Featured Photo on Buzznet! Looking in the box... could it be?

This was something that he really wanted, but I held back on it, saving it for last... a new FujiFilm FinePix S700 digital camera.

I had already figured out that he would be right out the door, taking photos of everything in sight... and that's exactly what happened, as you can see in the sequence of photos in the link.

As noted before, it was the best present that I received this year!

12/24/2007

Have a Splendid Holiday!

Wishing you Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

  • Afrikaans - Geseende Kerfees en 'n gelukkige nuwe jaar
  • Albanian - Gëzuar Krishlindjet Vitin e Ri!
  • Aleut - Kamgan Ukudigaa
  • Alsatian - E gueti Wïnâchte & E glecklichs Nej Johr!
  • Andalusian - Felíce Pahjcua y Felí Año, or Felí Navidá y Próhjpero Año Nuevo
  • Apache (Western) - Gozhqq Keshmish
  • Arabic - I'D Miilad Said ous Sana Saida
  • Aramaic - Edo bri'cho o rish d'shato brich'to!
  • Arawak - Aba satho niw jari da'wisida bon
  • Armenian - Shenoraavor Nor Dari yev Soorp Janunt
  • Bafut - Mboni Chrismen & Mboni Alooyefee
  • Bahasa/Malaysia - Selamat Hari Natal dan Tahun Baru
  • Bandang - Mbung Mbung Krismie & Mbung Mbung Ngouh Suiie
  • Basque - Zorionak eta Urte Berri On!
  • Belorussian - Winshuyu sa Svyatkami i z Novym godam!
  • Bengali - Shuvo Baro Din - Shuvo Nabo Barsho
  • Blackfoot - I'Taamomohkatoyiiksistsikomi
  • Bohemian/Czech - Prejeme Vam Vesele Vanoce a Stastny
    novy rok
  • Breton - Nedeleg laouen na bloav ezh mat
  • Bulgarian - Chestita Koleda i Shtastliva Nova Godina
  • Catalan - Bon Nadal i feliç any nou!
  • Cantonese - Seng Dan Fai Lok, Sang Nian Fai Lok
  • Carib - Sirito kypoton ra'a
  • Carolinian - Ameseighil ubwutiiwel Layi Luugh me raagh fee
  • Cebuano - Malipayong Pasko ug Bulahang Bag-ong Tuig!
  • Chavacano - Felices Pascua y Prospero Anyo Nuevo
  • Cherokee - Danistayohihv & Aliheli'sdi Itse Udetiyvsadisv
  • Cheyenne - Hoesenestotse & Aa'e Emona'e
  • Choctaw - Yukpa, Nitak Hollo Chito
  • Cornish - Nadelik looan na looan blethen noweth
  • Corsican - Bon Natale e Bon capu d' annu
  • Cree - Mitho Makosi Kesikansi
  • Creek - Afvcke Nettvcakorakko
  • Creole/Seychelles - Bonn e Erez Ane
  • Croatian - Sretan Bozic
  • Danish - Glædelig Jul og godt nytår
  • Dutch - Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een Gelukkig Nieuwjaar!
  • Egyptian - Colo sana wintom tiebeen
    English - Merry Christmas & Happy New Year
  • Eritrean - Rehus-Beal-Ledeat
  • Esperanto - Gajan Kristnaskon & Bonan Novjaron
  • Estonian - Rõõmsaid Jõulupühi ja Head uut aastat
  • Ethiopian - enkuan le berhane ledtu adrswo
  • Éwé - Blunya na wo
  • Ewondo - Mbemde abog abyali nti! Mbembe Mbu!
  • Faroese - gleðilig jól og eydnuríkt nýggjár!
  • Farsi - Sal-e no mubarak
  • Fijian - Me Nomuni na marau ni siga ni sucu dei na yabaki vou
  • Finnish - Hyvää Joulua or Hauskaa Joulua - 0nnellista uutta vuotta
  • Flemish - Zalig Kerstfeest en Gelukkig nieuw jaar
  • French - Joyeux Noël et Bonne Année!
  • Frisian - Noflike Krystdagen en in protte Lok en Seine yn it Nije Jier!
  • Gaddang - Mangamgam Bawa a dawun sikua diaw amin
  • Galician - Bon Nadal e Bo Ani Novo
  • Georgian - Gilotsavt Krist'es Shobas & Gilosavt akhal ts'els
  • German - Fröhliche Weihnachten und ein glückliches Neues Jahr!
  • Greek - Kala Christougenna Ki'eftihismenos O Kenourios Chronos
  • Greenlandic - Juullimi Ukiortaassamilu Pilluarit
  • Guarani - Avyaitete ahi ko Tupa ray arape qyrai Yy Kapyryin rira
  • Han - Drin tsul zhit sho ahlay & Drin Cho zhit sho ahlay
  • Hausa - Barka da Kirsimatikuma Barka da Sabuwar Shekara!
  • Hawaiian - Mele Kalikimaka & Hauoli Makahiki Hou
  • Hebrew - Mo'adim Lesimkha. Shanah Tova
  • Hindi - Shubh Naya Baras
  • Hungarian - Kellemes karácsonyi ünnepeket és Boldog újévet!
  • Icelandic - Gleðileg Jól og Farsaelt Komandi ár!
  • Indonesian - Selamat Hari Natal & Selamat Tahun Baru
  • Iraqi - Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah
  • Irish - Nollaig Shona Dhuit
  • Iroquois - Ojenyunyat Sungwiyadeson homungradon nagwutut & Ojenyunyat osrasay
  • Italian - Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo
  • Japanese - Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto
  • Javanese - Sugeng Natal lan warsa enggal
  • Kashmiri - Christmas Id Mubarak
  • Kom - Isangle Krismen & Isangle beng i fue
  • Korean - Sung Tan Chuk Ha
  • Kurdish - Seva piroz sahibe u sersala te piroz be
  • Kwangali - Kerekemisa zongwa & Erago moMumvho gomupe
  • Ladin - Bon Nadel y Bon Ann Nuef
  • Lakota - Wanikiya tonpi wowiyuskin & Omaka teca oiyokipi
  • Latin - Pax hominibus bonae voluntatis
  • Latvian - Prieci'gus Ziemsve'tkus un Laimi'gu Jauno Gadu!
  • Lausitzian - Wjesole hody a strowe nowe leto
  • Lebanese - Milad Saeed wa Sanaa Mubarakah
  • Lithuanian - Linksmu Kaledu ir laimingu Nauju metu
  • Luxembourgeois - Schéi Krëschtdeeg an e Schéint Néi Joer
  • Macedonian - Srekan Bozik I Nova Godina
  • Malagasy - Arahaba tratry ny Krismasy
  • Malayan - Selamat Hari Natal
  • Maltese - Nixtieqlek Milied Tajjeb u Sena Tajba
  • Mandarin - Kung His Hsin Nien bing Chu Shen Tan
  • Manx - Nollick ghennal as blein vie noa
  • Maya/Yucateco - Utzul mank'inal
  • Mongolian - Zul saryn bolon shine ony mend devshuulye
  • Moro - Nidli pred naborete nano
  • Norweigan/Nynorsk - eg ynskjer hermed dykk alle ein god jul og godt nyttår 
  • Norweigan/Bokmål -  God Jul og Godt Nyttår
  • Ojibwe (Chippewa) - Niibaa' anami'egiizhigad & Aabita Biboon
  • Pompangan - Malugud Pascu at saca Masayang Bayung Banua!
  • Pennsylvania German - En frehlicher Grischtdaag unen hallich Nei Yaahr!
  • Polish - Wesolych Swiat i Szczesliwego Nowego Roku.
  • Portuguese - Boas Festas e um feliz Ano Novo
  • Punjabi - Nave sal di mubaraka
  • Q'anjob'al - chi woche swatx'ilal hak'ul yet yalji Komami'
  • Quiche' - Dioa kkje' awuk'
  • Romani - Bachtalo krecunu Thaj Bachtalo Nevo Bers
  • Romanian - Craciun fericit si un An Nou fericit!
  • Russian - Pozdrevlyayu s prazdnikom Rozhdestva i s Novim Godom
  • Samoan - Ia manuia le Kilisimasi ma le tausaga fou
  • Sardinian -  Bonu nadale e prosperu annu nou
  • Scots Gaelic - Nollaig chridheil agus Bliadhna mhath ur!
  • Serbian -  Sretan Bozic. Vesela Nova Godine
  • Sicilian - Bon Natali e Prosperu Annu Novu!
  • Sorbian - Wjesole hody a strowe Nowe leto.
  • Slovakian - Vesele Vianoce a stastny novy rok
  • Slovene - Vesele bozicne praznike in srecno novo leto
  • Spanish - Feliz Navidad y Próspero Año Nuevo
  • Sudanese - Wilujeng Natal Sareng Warsa Enggal
  • Swedish - God Jul och Gott Nytt År
  • Tagalog - Maligayang Pasko at Manigong Bagong Taon
    Tahitian - Ia ora i te Noere e ia ora na i te matahiti 'api
  • Tamil - Nathar Puthu Varuda Valthukkal
  • Thai - Suksan Wan Christmas lae Sawadee Pee Mai
  • Tlingit - Xristos Khuwdziti kax sh kaxtoolxetl
  • Tonga - Kristo abe anduwe muciindo ca Christmas
  • Turkish - Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun
  • Ukrainian - Veseloho Vam Rizdva i Shchastlyvoho Novoho Roku!
  • Urdu - Naya Saal Mubarak Ho
  • Valencian - Bon Nadal i millor any nou
  • Welsh - Nadolig LLawen a Blwyddyn Newydd Dda
  • Xhosa - Siniqwenelela Ikrisimesi EmnandI Nonyaka Omtsha Ozele Iintsikelelo Namathamsanqa
  • Yiddish - Gute Vaynakhtn un a Gut Nay Yor
  • Yoruba - E ku odun, e ku iye' dun!
  • Zulu - Sinifesela Ukhisimusi Omuhle Nonyaka Omusha Onempumelelo

There are so many ways to say it, but the meaning is still the same. This wonderful season also celebrates three other holidays: Chanukah, Eid and Kwanzaa.

So to everyone, regardless of your national, ethnic or religious affiliation, please accept sincere wishes that we may all experience peace and hope during this season and throughout the coming year.

 

12/17/2007

Happy Christmas!

This is a still from my new Happy Christmas video, just in time for the holidays. I've been secretly taking singing and performing lessons from the new British Ska group Tygorz, which is headed by none other than British music and animation legend Joel Veitch, and backed up by his band 7 Seconds of Love, along with the world-famous Ninja Kittens!

They're even trying to teach me the proper accents to use to create an authentic British punk/ska sound. You're probably more familiar with Joel Veitch than you realize, as he's also the creator of the Ninja Kittens and the moon-obsessed Spongmonkeys.

This is the first public airing of this video, so please be kind with your criticism. And before I forget, let me dedicate this one to my special UK friend Kassady.

So settle back and enjoy yourselves while I make a complete effing fool of myself... and have a Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays or whatever you feel like celebrating!

Click here to see my Happy Christmas video - it opens in a new window.

12/11/2007

PETA Protesting Tila Tequila?

In the News...

Hollywood – People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals on Monday announced that it is protesting and calling for a boycott of bisexual MySpace star Tila Tequila’s reality show on MTV, where she will pick a suitor from ten men and ten women. “The exclusion of animals from this show is outrageous and offensive,” said PETA spokesperson Ashley Keighley. “We won’t stand for this bigotry.”

Called “A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila,” the program has drawn huge amounts of controversy since it debuted on MTV in October. Many conservative groups have attacked MTV and Tequila for the program’s casual attitude towards “sexual deviance.”

PETA, however, is the first organization to criticize “A Shot at Love” for being too sexually timid.

“Apparently Ms. Tequila doesn’t mind if she sleeps with a man or woman, younger or older, of any ethnic background,” said Keighley at a press conference. “But you’re telling me she couldn’t find a single dog, cat, sheep, goat, or other member of the animal community potentially worthy of her affection?”

PETA has long criticized broadcast and cable TV networks for underrepresenting animals on TV, noting that while non-humans make up 91% of the nation’s population, they have only 1.5% of all television roles.

“A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila” is the first specific program PETA has gone after, however, Keighley said the group’s concern started when MTV promoted Tequila’s openness to loving “anyone and everyone” and then grew when the group found out two spin-offs are being developed, neither of which will include animals.

“All we’re asking for is one reality show in which animals are considered just as worthy of love as publicity seeking reality show whores,” said Keighley. “It would do so much to promote awareness of animal rights in this country.”

Tequila said she wanted to include animals amongst the contestants she would choose from on her show, but MTV rejected the idea due to what a memo called “cultural sensitivity and legal concerns.” A spokesperson for MTV declined to comment.

Source: Dateline Hollywood

It should be noted that Gil Cunha and Ben Fritz are the editor/writers behind Dateline Hollywood, comedy writers who have done a superb job of satirizing the insanity of the entertainment industry. Their frequently hilarious parody articles are what you might expect if you combined The Onion with Entertainment Weekly. It should be noted that The Onion has frequently written their own take on PETA's all too often inept efforts.


For those who really need to know, Tila Tequila is the stage name of Tila Nguyen, an American model, entertainer, and singer residing in West Hollywood, California. She is known for her appearances in Stuff, Maxim, Time, Penthouse, her role as host of the Fuse TV show Pants-Off Dance-Off and her position as the most popular artist on MySpace (according to page views) as of April 2006. She was raised in Houston, Texas. Her MTV show A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila premiered on October 9, 2007.

Tila's Official Website, where you can join Tila's posse, view photos and videos and see why PETA is so upset with her.

11/30/2007

PETA Burgers

Old News Rehashed Department:

PETA Tries to Get Hamburg, NY, to Change Its Name

Note: This originally appeared in another one of my sites in 2003. Since PETA has been back in the news so much of late, it was worthwhile to take a look backward and compare their recent actions with some of their older efforts to "save the animals." You be the judge.

HAMBURG, NY - The national animal rights group PETA has offered Hamburg officials $15,000 to change the town's name to Veggieburg.

Hamburg, New York "The town's name conjures up visions of unhealthy patties of ground-up dead cows," said Joe Haptas, a spokesman of PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), in a letter faxed sent Monday, April 21, 2003 to Hamburg Supervisor Patrick Hoak.

In the faxed document, PETA offered to supply area schools with $15,000 worth of animal-free veggie burgers in exchange for the name change.

"Our offer is serious as a heart attack," Haptas said. [Ed: Haptas later said that his offer was "tongue in cheek" and still continued on about Veggieburg.]

Hoak who was Hamburg Supervisor at the time, promptly declined the offer. Speaking about the hamburger, he said,  "With all due respect, I think it's a delicacy in our community. We're proud of our name and proud of our heritage."

The town, located in Upstate New York, has been named Hamburg since 1812, and it claims to be the birth place of the American culinary staple sandwich. In July, Hamburg commemorates the birth of hamburgers at its  annual Burgerfest

Evidently Joe Haptas wasn't going to give up, for he issued a press release on August 27th stating that PETA wanted the residents of Hamburg residents to know that they weren't yet off the hook. The press release stated that on August 28th, Danish-born Penthouse Pet Kira Eggers would be handing out free veggie burgers in their town, dressed in nothing but strategically placed lettuce leaves and waving a sign reading, "Welcome to Veggieburg! 

Another site had reported that this "Veggie burger" event was going to be repeated in "a number of major cities" as well. 
  

Should Fishkill have become Fishsave?

It should be noted that this isn't the first time that PETA has tried to get a town to change its name. In 1996 they asked the residents of the Hudson Valley town of Fishkill to change its centuries-old name to Fishsave, since the group believed the name conjured up violent imagery of dead fish. Fishkill was named by Dutch settlers in the 1600s. "Kill" is the Dutch word for "stream."

"Oh, my goodness. Fishsave Elementary School. Good Lord!" stated then-Mayor George Carter, adding "I think if they would look the word up, they would find out what it means... We are not going to change the name."

Some pundits living in the area suggested that if the town was to change its name, it should be to Fishgrill. And if you think this is all a big joke and that PETA wouldn't do this, check here for more info.

Here are some people, places and things that are worthy of receiving the $15,000 that PETA wants to give away, suggestions from readers who contributed their thoughts when this was originally published elsewhere in 2003:

  • The game, "Duck, Duck, Goose" should be renamed to something less offensive to PETA members, such as "Bean Sprout, Bean Sprout, Tofu."

  • Maybe the aging rock singer and actor Meatloaf should change his name to "Tofu Loaf" in hopes of appealing to a new generation of fans.

  • Tossing out the insult "You're such a turkey." It should be replaced with "You're such a lima bean!"

  • Buffalo, NY: Since so many restaurants are serving Buffalo wings made from chicken, maybe they need to become more politically aware and change the name of their city. How about "Bean-Curd-O" or something like that? 

  • The kid's card game "Go Fish" needs to be renamed to "Go Catch and Release" in order to reflect an appreciation of our finny neighbors of the aquatic realm. 

  • People with the last "Hunter" should consider changing his or her name to "Forager."

If you have any other ideas for changing some of the other animal-threatening phrases and helping PETA give away all that money that is provided by donations, get in touch with them in care of PETA's Web site at www.peta-online.org. Surely they would appreciate any suggestions.

PETA is supposed to be an abbreviation of "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals." Maybe they need to keep the initials but rename what they actually stand for. Here are some ideas which should help to describe the contemporary characteristics of this organization:

  • PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals (this is a real site)

  • PETA = Prevents Eating Tasty Animals

  • PETA = Publicly Embarrassing Tired Antics

  • PETA = Pinheads Eating Tofu Always

  • PETA = Please Eat The Animals

  • PETA = Provocateurs Envisioning Tasteless America

  • PETA = Petulant Ecological Terrorist Asinines

  • PETA = Pitiful Emptyheads Trashing America

  • PETA = Pinheads Endlessly Touting Absurdities

  • PETA = People Emancipating Thick-witted Apes

  • PETA = People Eager for Tons of Attention

  • PETA = Pernicious Egocentric Twits of America

  • PETA = People Engaged in Total Absurdity

  • PETA = Public Education's Thoughtless Alumni

  • PETA = Pinheads Espousing Total Asininity

  • PETA = People Exempt from Thoughtful Analysis.

Got any more to offer?

For years many have been saying that PETA has been going way too far in their efforts, and that their loony antics have become ridiculous.  Perhaps they are right. 

Originally posted on Tuesday, April 22, 2003 
From Associated Press and other sources


They said this:

Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
~ Mark Twain


 

8/12/2007

The 50 Greatest Lies of the New Millennium

"I promise that I wont..."

"I swear to it, really... trust me!"

There have been many lists of lies that have been circulated around for years. People used to receive shorter versions on their fax machines, then with the advent of computers in the late 1900s, the lists began to grow. But now were in the , so perhaps it's time once again to update that list. Here is our humble offering of the 50 Greatest Lies of the New Millennium...

  1. The check's in the mail.
  2. Trust me.
  3. I didn't mean any harm.
  4. I'll only take a minute of your time.
  5. I'll call you right back.
  6. If you elect me, I promise...
  7. This isn't partisan politics; it's for the good of the country.
  8. A representative of the government says...
  9. These measures will ensure the safety of the American people while preserving essential liberties.
  10. I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
  11. I've never felt like this before.
  12. This time it's different.
  13. I'm planning to get a divorce so I can marry you.
  14. I'll never let you down.
  15. My wife (husband) is okay with me seeing other people; she (he) just doesn't want to know about it.
  16. I'm not leaving you for her (him); I just need some space to think things through.
  17. You don't need to use a condom; I'm on the pill.
  18. I don't need to use a condom; I've had a vasectomy and tested negative for STD's.
  19. Don't worry, I'll pull out in time.
  20. I promise, I won't come in your mouth.
  21. That was special.
  22. I'll call you.
  23. I promise I'll pay you back next Friday.
  24. I'll never get this drunk (stoned, wrecked, etc.) again.
  25. I'm not addicted; I can quit smoking (drinking, name the habit) any time I want.
  26. You look like you haven't aged a single day!
  27. No, I don't think that outfit makes you look fat.
  28. You're going to love working here.
  29. I have no clue what you're talking about!
  30. It's 100% compatible with all of your existing equipment.
  31. I've gone and checked this email out on Google, and it's really not a hoax.
  32. We found and fixed the very last bug!
  33. You can get rich on the Internet!
  34. No obligation!
  35. You may already be a winner!
  36. Lose all the weight you want!
  37. I'm being totally unbiased.
  38. This will only hurt a little.
  39. This will hurt me more than it does you.
  40. I'm doing this for your own good.
  41. It's only for a little while...
  42. It was an accident.
  43. Please hold, and a customer service representative will be with you shortly.
  44. We are experiencing a peak level of call volume...
  45. Our cell phones will give you much more freedom...
  46. This product was made in an environmentally friendly manner.
  47. I know it's none of my business...
  48. I'm not trying to tell you what to do, but...
  49. We'll have all the repairs finished by noon.
  50. It will only take four more hours...

Some of your favorites may have been overlooked. If that's so just leave a comment and share your thoughts here.

7/30/2007

Harry Potter and the Zigzag Quest

My own case of Pottermania struck very late when I found that my son would not be getting his copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows the night it was released as previously expected.

My son was on vacation with relatives and due to start summer camp over the weekend, and suddenly all of the plans to get our copy on its US release date had fallen through, for a wide variety of unplanned reasons. The choice was to either go ahead and wait for it from a previous online reservation, or start from scratch and venture out into the night and try to get it from one of our local retailers... at about 10:15 pm on Friday night. A friend was visiting the area, and after about thirty seconds of deliberation we decided to give in and venture forth on a quest to obtain a copy at midnight on Friday, so we ventured forth.

Luckily bookstore and retailers abound in Eastern Pennsylvania, so it seemed to be more a matter of choice than chance, so we thought, so into the car we went in search for the book that was said to be the best selling book of all time by retailers such as Amazon.com, Barnes & Noble and Borders. They had already reported that more orders had been placed for this book than for any other in history, and American publisher Scholastic had announced an unprecedented initial print run of 12 million copies.

We took off for the double-decker Barnes & Noble near Oxford Valley Mall and there found lines of happy Muggles of all ages celebrating the event. Some had been reported to have been there since early Friday morning. We also found that we couldn't pull the old "I just want to go in and get a cup of your coffee" trick. After talking to a number of people and store personnel there, who reported that they had more than enough books to go around, we decided to take a look at Borders, which was just a couple of miles down the road.

At Borders, there were no lines outside, but there was a huge party going on inside that immense store, so we went in, hoping to get a reservation for a copy of the book. Ran into a few friends who wanted to chat and party, but we were on a quest. We tried to get our reservation, but no such luck, as we were told that they had already sold out, though one employee said that there "might be more later" due to people not coming in for their already-reserved copy. That sounded rather vague.

Muggles 7/20/2007 at 11:37 PM... as far as the eye can see.

At this point it seemed to be wise to go back to Barnes & Noble and get whatever reservation they were offering, even though it seemed that we were now following some zigzag pattern just to buy a book. We drove back over our previous route, parked and walked to the entrance where we were cheerfully offered a wristband which guaranteed that we would get our book, so this seemed great. The wristbands were being issued in alphabetical groups on a first-come-first-served basis, with each group having a vague number of people. One person said that there were hundreds in each group, and our blue wristbands indicated that we were in group "V" which meant that we might be there when the sun came up, as ours would be the 22nd group of "hundreds" to be let in.

We looked at each other and laughed, deciding that we may as well stick it out, but already feeling a bit tired, it was time for a large cup of coffee... but we still couldn't get into Barnes & Noble due to the fire marshal now restricting the number of people who were allowed in the store. Feeling confident that we would at least get a copy, we went back to the car and then drove down to Borders once again. The store was even more jammed than before, and the people were having a grand time as midnight approached. We went to the coffee line in the back of the store and waited.

The coffee line was moving slowly, but that was OK since we knew that we were going to have to wait for our copy at the other store. That might have been fine except that when we were only about three people away from getting our now-necessary beverages, they shut down the coffee service, apologizing that their water was not functioning, of all things.

We left, and another quest for coffee began, which we finally located at a local Wawa 24-hour convenience store. Then it was back to Barnes & Noble shortly before 1:00 AM, coffee in hand, where we found that they were just admitting people with wristband marked with "I", the 9th group. That meant that we were going to have to wait for 13 more groups to go in. Resigned to the fact that we might be waiting for a couple more hours, we decided to make the best of it, chatting with others around us who had broken away from the formal lines.

Muggles 7/21/2007 at 12:57 AM

We were standing watching the after-midnight socializing, when behind us a young women (whom I won't name) commented that she was amazed at the lines with all of the people waiting when the Borders Express within the Oxford Valley Mall still had over 200 copies available for anyone to pick up. Since our quest had already taken a few strange turns, I asked her what she meant, and she replied that she worked that store and she had heard about the long lines and had come down to see for herself. I was skeptical until she pulled out her employee ID badge. At this time a few other people heard her words and began to sprint for their cars. I kissed her on her cheek, thanking her profusely as she giggled, and we headed quickly towards our car.

We pulled up to the food court entrance of the mall as she had suggested, and joined a few more people with whom we had been standing at the other store, all of us entering together. We made our way past the darkened food court, then left and down to the brightly lit Borders Express. As we entered, an employee walked up and just handed me our new copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and said to be sure to ask for our free poster when we paid for the book at the register.

So that's how we ended up with our copy of the book and the promised poster at exactly 1:11 am, and at 40% off as well. And now you know why I've referred to this as our own "Harry Potter and the Zigzag Quest."

My son knows, and can't wait to get back to start reading it...

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7/14/2007

Ducking Out...

There are times when each of us needs to kick back, to take a short break, if only to recharge our batteries.

That's exactly what I'm doing, taking a short break. My son is away for summer camp, so the timing is ideal. Going to catch up with a friend or two, since that's a bit overdue. Might luxuriate and sleep in some mornings, possibly get out and shoot a few photos. 

Now I know that rumors and speculation can occasionally run rampant here, and just to clarify things for once and all, here's what I'm not going to do:

  • Not wandering off to some enclave populated by people sporting shaved heads from some Eastern religious order in the Pennsylvania hills to try and "find myself."  Nothing against those who want to find themselves, but I don't feel like finding myself right now, and occasionally like being a bit lost from time to time.
     
  • Not wandering off to that nudist sex colony in Florida for a chance to mingle in the raw with B-movie stars waiting to get discovered. Haven't been naked in public for a few years now, and don't need to have to deal with a sunburn on my nether regions.
     
  • Not going to one of the workshops for writers that I've been thinking about for the last couple of years. The one in North Carolina that I had thought about ends this weekend. The one in Paris is too far away and non parlez francais, si vous plait. And that one for "open-minded writers of adult fiction and fantasy" worries me a bit, as they said that they "encourage total immersion in the experience"... whatever the hell that means.

But my non-Apple mp3 player is loaded with everything from Regina Spektor, Gogol Bordello, Amy Winehouse and Tom Waits, to some jazz and classical. I've included a couple of new versions of Carl Orff's "O, Fortuna" from Carmina Burana because I can't make up my mind which is best. If I want to go woods or trail riding, my mountain bike is now tuned properly, and I can hold off replacing the old gel seat for another year. Got another memory card for my digital camera in case I find some interesting things, or people, to capture through its lens.

So that's it, ready to take a break for a few days, and maybe even for a week. If you absolutely, positively have too reach me, send me an email or a message through here. Those of you who have my phone number know that I'll answer if I'm around, and if not, just leave a message.
 
And with that said, I'm ducking out - see you soon!

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5/31/2007

Rosie Sez...

A Message From Rosie


Rosie O'Donnell has quit her job as moderator of The View after a vicious war of words with Elizabeth Hasselbeck hit the headlines last week. She clashed with her co-host on last Wednesday's program after the pair fell out over their political views, and she has not returned to the daytime show since.

She told fans she didn't know when she'd be back in a posting on her blog after the on-air fight, but now the show's producers have confirmed O'Donnell has quit.

O’Donnell’s remarks became so inflammatory that ABC actually bleeped her live on the air. She lost any remaining shreds of credibility the moment she showed an utter lack of respect for the opinions of her fellow panelists, live audience, and viewers at home.

On her blog O'Donnell said, "I have said all I needed," and posted a scrapbook tribute to her co-hosts from The View as a touching swan song video.

Rosie O'Donnell says she will likely never speak to her former co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck again, as you can see here, after an on-air tiff last week that led to O'Donnell's early departure from the show.
And just because she is no longer on "The View", don’t think she’s just going away. She's announced that she's going on a rock tour, joining her friend Cyndi Lauper on a series of dates beginning soon. They're said to have been friends for a while, and Rosie has even considered producing Cyndi’s show for Broadway.

But in out world there are sometimes coincidences that are too strange not to have deeper meaning. News reports emerged from Alabama last week stating that an 11-year-old boy had killed a 1,051-pound hog with a handgun

While Rosie's star is plummeting, 11-year-old Jamison Stone is reveling in his instant stardom and the attention over his pig, which already has a Web site put up by his father — www.monsterpig.com — that is generating a bit Internet buzz.

And even more coincidental, the handgun that Jamison used is rumored to have been purchased a few years back at a local Kmart, and Rosie O'Donnell used to be their TV spokesperson. And it's probably untrue that the firearm was a Rosie O'Donnell Signature Edition™ Smith & Wesson.

The hog's head is now being mounted on an extra-large foam form. Jamison's father Mike denied that they were going to name the stuffed after the former host of The View.

Jamison, meanwhile, has been offered a small part in "The Legend of Hogzilla," a small-time horror flick. The movie is holding casting calls, but has not announced who will be chosen for the role of Hogzilla.

But back to Rosie O'Donnell. 

She can hang lose, just relax for awhile, and won't even have to brush her hair in the morning. 
 
No, I for one won't miss Rosie's self-pitying, victimhood-claiming, manipulative, no-sense arguing at all. Maybe she can go back to advertising for Kmart.

Rosie O'Donnell, The View, Elizabeth Hasselbeck, tantrum, Lexidiem, JargonTalk, on-air fight, Cyndi Lauper, Jamison Stone, Hogzilla 

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5/27/2007

Barbie, what have you done!

The Flavor of a Favor

Barbie Cummings doesn't see what all the fuss is about.

Trooper James Randy Moss of the Tennessee Highway Patrol (THP) was just doing his job when he observed a pink Honda Accord speeding outside of Nashville on May 7th. He clocked her doing 92 mph in a 70 mph zone near Lebanon, so doing his duty, he pulled her over.

Since she was speeding,
Trooper Moss felt it necessary to search her vehicle, and asked her if she had drugs in the car. She admitted to having some "happy pills," otherwise known in the real world as painkillers. He told her that a drug charge would mean she couldn't leave the state.

Trooper Moss then found out that Barbie Cummings is a porn star (and I didn't make this up, that's her
stage name). The 21-year-old buxom blonde informed him of her occupation, explaining that if she was arrested she wouldn't be able to leave the state, etc, etc.

 

So what did the resourceful trooper to do? He threw the "happy pills" in the brush and decided to get happy the good old-fashioned way. Cummings says the trooper led her to the cruiser where the two watched some of her finest work from her Web site using a laptop computer in his patrol car.  That must have really gotten him going, because they moved to a secluded area where he used a hand-held camera to make his own oral-based porno.

One might say that Trooper was just being resourceful, but he was so proud of his performance that he supposedly bragged about it to his cop buddies. Then like some high-school locker room stud, he e-mailed the photos and video to her, to share them with her. 

Now get this: Trooper Moss still gave her a ticket!

The officer's citation did not mention finding any illegal narcotics in the car, but he still charged her with speeding.

Now Ms. Cummings is no stranger to the 'Net, with exposure on MySpace, various adult sites, and her own blog.

So she Ms Cummings wrote about it, and posted the visual evidence on her blog. And in her blog she also commented in so many words that if anyone was speeding, he was.

The contents of that May 7th blog entry may be found here: NSFW - Explicit Details! Do not view if you might be offended by explicit language and details!

 


The story has, of course, made international headlines, and she said she’s enjoyed the attention it’s brought her. She’s evidently gotten hundreds of e-mails from fans as far away as Pakistan since the story broke. Her blog was taken down temporarily and moved after the site netted 205,000 hits during the last week of May, she said, but her popularity on the 'Net remains.

"This police officer went ahead and told (all) of his co-workers, other police officers, and was bragging about it," she wrote. "He isn’t in trouble because of the act itself, but that he chose to let it happen while he was on duty. There was no bribing, no (coercing) or convincing."

"I didn't get out of anything. It was not a trade. Just like a guy - he got his, and I still got the speeding ticket."

But why in the world would the trooper be so incredibly stupid as to not only allow someone to take pictures and videos, but to give them copies?

A fourth grader would have more sense than that. And now we find out that
Trooper Moss has been fired
. One can only wonder if he was fired for throwing the pills away, receiving oral favors while on duty, or stupid conduct unbecoming a law enforcement officer.

Barbie met with THP investigators and said she turned over the photos and video. They evidently saw enough evidence, and have fired Trooper Moss, who may still be facing further charges.

And Barbie Cummings she may see James Randy Moss again, as she a good citizen, and plans to show up in court in Lebanon, TN on June 29th to answer the charge of speeding.
 
Will try to get the outcome of her court appearance.

Tennessee's new Lick-it-or-Ticket traffic advisory.
New traffic advisory sign seen in the Nashville area.
 
Lick it or Ticket - a law whose time has come.
~ Barbie Cummings

This one is my nomination for the 2007 Darwin Awards.

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1/10/2007

Apple, Inc.

Live from Macworld 2007...

As expected, Apple and Steve Jobs did a great job of promotion and presentation. You can read all about that here
 
There was an item of extreme interest in Steve Jobs' keynote worth bringing up... 
 
10:58am: "So, today we've added to the Mac and the iPod, we've added Apple TV, and now iPhone. And you know, the Mac is the only one you really think of as a computer, and we've thought about this and we thought, you know, maybe our name should reflect this better than it does."

Steve Jobs in front of dissolving "Apple Computer" text. Photo Hosted at Buzznet

"From this day forward we're going to be known as Apple, Inc. We've dropped the computer from our name."
 
10:59am: "You know, I didn't sleep a wink last night, I was so excited about today. We've been so lucky at Apple, we've had some real revolutionary products. The Mac in 84, the iPod in 2001, and we're gonna do it again with the iPhone in 2007 -- we're VERY excited about this."
 
"There's an old Wayne Gretsky quote I love -- 'I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it's been.' That's what we try to do at Apple. Thank you very, very much."

Huge, huge applause, standing ovation
 
Apple, Inc.  Very interesting, stay tuned... 
 
There's more at engadget, and at Google News.